Premium Cannabis. Real People. Deep Roots.
From a single mission to 5 world-class cannabis lounges and over 60,000 students educated - Chronic Guru is redefining what cannabis can be.
Our Story
Chronic Guru started with a simple belief: everyone deserves access to premium, lab-tested cannabis products at fair prices - no type, no mystery, no medical card required.
Founded by veterans who saw firsthand how natural alternatives could change lives, we've grown from a grassroots operation to world-class cannabis lounges across Florida and North Carolina - where high-quality cannabis meets incredible local events - plus fast, discreet farm-to-door shipping to all 50 states.
Every product we carry is third-party lab tested, and every team member is trained through Learn Sativa University - our free education platform with over 60,000 enrolled students.
We don't just sell cannabis. We educate, advocate and build community around it.
Learn Sativa University
Our free online learning platform has educated over 60,000 students on cannabis science, safety, product knowledge, and responsible consumption.
Whether you're a first-time consumer, an aspiring budtender, or a curious wellness advocate - the free courses are designed for you.
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6 world-class cannabis lounges across Florida and North Carolina - dispensing high-quality cannabis, hosting incredible local events, plus fast, discreet shipping to all 50 states.
Our Story in Photos
Chronic Guru's mission is to enhance lives and foster a sense of community through the transformative power of cannabis. Inspired by the vibrant energy of Amsterdam coffee shops and the exclusivity of speakeasies, they strive to create a blend of luxury and accessibility. As third-generation cannabis growers, they are dedicated to quality and innovation, providing relief to the masses at an accessible price point and creating a high-end yet inviting dispensary line.
Patrick & his wife started Learn Sativa University, a school to teach students how to start a career in the cannabis industry in Pine Hills, Florida back in 2017. Shown Above: The first classroom Patrick began teaching about cannabis in...
Word spread quickly about what Patrick was teaching and the results he was providing his students. This led to LSU quickly becoming the #1 spot in the world to network and learn more about cannabis. Shown Above: Patrick's first group of students...
The school became so popular that during the pandemic of 2020, Patrick and his wife acquired an abandoned, 50 year old, 5 acre farm in Apopka, Florida and decided to begin building the worlds first hands-on cannabis training facility.
Thanks to the students, hundreds of helping hands, and the guidance of Patrick - The training facility started taking shape... Shown Above: Some of the first hands to get dirty at the farm in Apopka, Florida.
It seemed like everyone was willing to give a hand where they could - even Patrick's mother - while battling stage 4 breast cancer, Kelly - Rest In Peace, Mom. Shown Above: Kelly getting ready to package pre-rolls.
Students from all of the world (places like Brazil, Puerto Rico, Columbia, even India) began showing up and learning along side Patrick. Shown Above: Students learning how to harvest cannabis.
It was crazy, at a time when the world seemed to be on fire, the students and the community we were building was & still is stronger then ever. Shown Above: Sativa University students from all walks of life, bonding over cannabis (side-by-side).
After a while, the students began asking Patrick when he would begin opening his own line of dispensaries - as they were tired of the "sterile-like" treatment they were receiving from most of the MMTC's.
Advocacy & Community
Beyond selling premium cannabis, Chronic Guru is committed to advocacy, education and giving back. We support veteran organizations, local communities, and the broader movement for cannabis reform.